New Mower

I’m reading the owner’s manual for my new mower. (Yes, I am a woman. If I were a man I would never read such things.) 

I am disappointed to know my mower is only intended to mow grass. I was hoping it would blow bubbles like the Fisher Price mower our kids had.

Note: The OM also says I shouldn’t mow while drunk or in the dark. There goes my plans for Friday night.


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