A story to make you laugh. Or shake your head.
I was reading Babylon Bee, which is a satire site. Some of their "news articles" hit a little too close to home at times.
They had a piece on sermons taken from popular movies. It reminded me of a sermon we heard in New Jersey as few years ago.
The topic was baptism.
The pastor was teaching sprinkled is the only biblical way to be baptized. He was against baptism by immersion. Completely against it.
He used 1 Corinthians as his New Testament passage.
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A while back I went LIVE on Facebook while driving down the Hwy. don’t worry, it’s not a busy Hwy. Rural north Texas.
It’s become a fun thing.
Here Today’s Tractor Talk. (2 minutes) I was thinking while mowing this morning. Why is it so hard for us women to share wonderful things about ourselves?
Please share in the comments something wonderful about you! I’d love to celebrate with you about the gifts God has given you!
For those who lead online Bible studies, I have a question: How do you assign grades to your students?
In my local Bible study, these ladies all earned an A:
Melanie - brought me cake
Nell - brought cinnamon roll and stuffed shells
Courtney - brought me ice cream.
But my online students cannot bring me treats. What should I do? How can I possibly assign grades without treats??
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If a Rhino Pushme Pullyou doesn’t put a smile on your face, well, that makes me sad.
My posts have been very serious the past couple of months. God's been working in me. Working on hard stuff. He is good and compassionate. He is full of mercy. He also gives me joy.
So....here is a little humor for your Sunday morning. The first I posted yesterday. The second I posted early this morning.
My friends are laughing at me.
I hope you do, too.
And one more. Our son Adam is a coach at an elite gymnastics organization. Today is the State Meet in Michigan. Read more [...]
I'm reading the owner's manual for my new mower. (Yes, I am a woman. If I were a man I would never read such things.)
I am disappointed to know my mower is only intended to mow grass. I was hoping it would blow bubbles like the Fisher Price mower our kids had.
Note: The OM also says I shouldn't mow while drunk or in the dark. There goes my plans for Friday night.
No, I'm not always serious. And I'm not always completely....hum...sane?
Here is a glimpse into my brain according to my Facebook feed the past few weeks:
It is Monday. And a sweet friend met me there for lunch. We talked for four hours. 😳
Almost a year ago I posted about being sure you have no toothpaste on your finger before inserting your contacts. I think I have a problem with not washing y hands often enough. 🙄
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We've been married more than 33 years.
Seven children. Five states. Ten houses. Many jobs, too many to remember.
We've been through some tough times and a few tragedies.
But we love each other and enjoy spending time together.
On Facebook I often post Today's Ron Quote. Here is the one I posted tonight.
TODAY'S RON QUOTE
At Market Street, getting something for dinner. Ron picked up a spinach & feta quiche.
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Last day of the A to Z April Challenge! Last letter of the alphabet is Z.
I can't think of anything great to write. I'm too busy thinking about my bike ride tomorrow. So, instead of a deep, philosophical post, here are a few dumb Z jokes.
What's black and white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn.
What did zero say to eight? Nice belt.
What is black and white with red spots? A zebra with chicken pox.
Who’s there ?
Zac of candy in my pocket.
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